11/7/18 LSD and The Nuclear Codes, A Treatise on Human Control

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Navy Nuclear Codes and why LSD should be mandatory for the Senile Senate awaiting sedation from sedition. Adam Schiff looms over a Triumphant Trump if you ask him.

We pray for the Salvation of the World, even Nancy Pelosi and the show embraces a Blue Heaven. Napalm Death and Boston cause why not.

The Funkiest Towns hire AI Mayor McCheeses to their Nutrition/financial program and apparently the CO Governor had some news for those (me) not paying attention. Blue Colorado is Heaven on Earth.

An 11 Year gets involved in his 2nd Police Chase.

 

Good News, New AI discovers Alzeimer’s six years before its Onset.

 

Bad News, the same AI also makes insurance determinations based on Capacity to pay SO HERE IS THE GOOD BESIDES JESUS, We know you’re going out in Six Years, We take your Universal Basic Income for that Six Years and Triple it for your relatives on a sliding scale based on your state sanctioned and monetized push of a button. OR and pay attention. You take 1/3 of your UBI as a punishment for staying alive and affecting Global Climate Change, Traffic and American Idolatry Voting.

 

Now here is the button, its on a chain, don’t get it confused with your Life Alert.

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11/7/18 LSD and The Nuclear Codes a Treatise on Human Control

 

Navy Nuclear Codes and why LSD should be mandatory for the Senile Senate awaiting sedation from sedition. Adam Schiff looms over a Triumphant Trump if you ask him.

We pray for the Salvation of the World, even Nancy Pelosi and the show embraces a Blue Heaven. Napalm Death and Boston cause why not.

The Funkiest Towns hire AI Mayor McCheeses to their Nutrition/financial program and apparently the CO Governor had some news for those (me) not paying attention. Blue Colorado is Heaven on Earth.

An 11 Year gets involved in his 2nd Police Chase.

 

Good News, New AI discovers Alzeimer’s six years before its Onset.

 

Bad News, the same AI also makes insurance determinations based on Capacity to pay SO HERE IS THE GOOD BESIDES JESUS, We know you’re going out in Six Years, We take your Universal Basic Income for that Six Years and Triple it for your relatives on a sliding scale based on your state sanctioned and monetized push of a button. OR and pay attention. You take 1/3 of your UBI as a punishment for staying alive and affecting Global Climate Change, Traffic and American Idolatry Voting.

 

Now here is the button, its on a chain, don’t get it confused with your Life Alert.

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Pitboss 2000, PC Deathsquad iTunes, Spotify, Band Camp, Pandora and where quality Thrash is Found.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/democrats-biggest-gain-subpoena-power-090000272.html

https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2018/11/06/officials-ronald-reagan-lsd-probe-bigger-than-you-think-14-nuke-sailors-snagged/

https://www.cleveland.com/metro/2018/11/mom-took-playstation-away-so-11-year-old-cleveland-boy-led-police-on-second-high-speed-chase-in-13-months.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6359979/AI-detects-Alzheimers-disease-SIX-years-early-100-accuracy-small-study.html

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/weird-robotic-head-friendly-face-13549058

https://nypost.com/2018/11/07/worlds-stinkiest-fruit-causes-flight-delay/

 

 

11/6/18 Bonzo Election Goes to Bitcoingburg

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We get a visit by the Nere-Dew-Wolf Choir who bust out some sweet background vocal work. Def Leppard, Brian May, Space Music, Space Junk, Space and Innerspace Stories of election bamboozling, edible eye arrangements to the Winners and the Losers get booted have having fake booty. Guy returns from the dead and they save an ocean baby and return it stirred not shaken. In Cold Blood, Celtic Frost, Meatmen, The Gap Band, The Beatles and Y&T show us how to make a Fiero into a Convertible.

Whiskey and The Surfer

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We get a visit by the Nere-Dew-Wolf Choir who bust out some sweet background vocal work. Def Leppard, Brian May, Space Music, Space Junk, Space and Innerspace Stories of election bamboozling, edible eye arrangements to the Winners and the Losers get boote

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11/5/18 Eve of Election Destruction

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Saucy Seagulls cheer on Gillum and Beto as they pay off the local law enforcement. Pat Benatar for Senate. Election Panic Mode. Ringworm, Lamar Latrell and The Latrells, Fake News, Real News, Good, News and The HuffPo predicts a blue wave. Whiskey and The Surfer train for a triathalon, road trip, comedy life, Fox News and the hotel’s shower that never runs out of hot water so I don’t know when its over. Hour Show, thanks for the amazing comment! Listen, Share, Rate, Review and the worst Sheila Tole/Lois from the Family Guy voicecropped-fb_img_15327064625371.jpg

11/5/18 The Eve Of Election Destruction Whiskey, Sir Mixx Alot and The Surfer

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Saucy Seagulls cheer on Gillum and Beto as they pay off the local law enforcement. Pat Benatar for Senate. Election Panic Mode. Ringworm, Lamar Latrell and The Latrells, Fake News, Real News, Good, News and The HuffPo predicts a blue wave. Whiskey and The Surfer train for a triathalon, road trip, comedy life, Fox News and the hotel’s shower that never runs out of hot water so I don’t know when its over. Hour Show, thanks for the amazing comment! Listen, Share, Rate, Review and the worst Sheila Tole/Lois from the Family Guy voice.

 

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11/1/18 Fake News Competition

Don Lemon Gets a Theme Song and stars at a Symposium for Posers. We get into Night Ranger, Hitting The Road, Van Halen Double Shot, Metallica and the weirdest weird in Fake News as we have our 3 Column Battle to see who wins Story of The Day!

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11/1/18 Don Lemon’s Theme Song and More

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Don Lemon Gets a Theme Song and stars at a Symposium for Posers. We get into Night Ranger, Hitting The Road, Van Halen Double Shot, Metallica and the weirdest weird in Fake News as we have our 3 Column Battle to see who wins Story of The Day!

 

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