It is 2 in the MFN AM which means the simulation has me set for late night riffs. Whiskey and Surfer are crushing it today we talk para- athletes, Obama’s third term, his future replacement. JLJ sits down and adds spice to DJ Phantom who responds with debuts from Dag Nasty, Iron Reagan, Municipal Waste, Cruel Hand, Trapped Under Ice and then JLJ brags about how good the algorithm is killing it and DJ Phantom turns heel and gets stiff with some Night Ranger, Reo Speedwagon and yet another Rocky Training Montage. Either way we gotta catch this chicken cause I gotta get him back to the guy I rented it from, now get to work we have headbanded sprints to run and embrace under the Santa Monica Pier. We talk tattoo make over shows, being the Greg Gumble of the family, the power of real sports, falling asleep during a series finale and having to get bailed out ideawise by the old man. Jesus crushes demons, Ray Caruth’s kid is inspiring and we just ask that you lead every situation on the edges of the digital reality we call the 1s and 0s of NOW. cartpathdiem.com johntole.com do4256.com
Tuesday Raging in the Simulation. We drive from Houston to Columbus, get a last minute show in Cinci, interact with Candlebox and an IRA Nurse, we talk about the power of being a great host but not at the beheading gift level. We get into Iron Maiden’s, Sword Day at the Ballpark, Wes is officially single, JLJ screws up an Eddie Money talk up and DJ Phantom throws a complete game shut out with some 2 for Tuezday Motley Crue, Metallica, Twisted Sister and Asia. We figure out a priestly costume beyond the 90210 level, we are shot out of a cannon, 43 days into a miracle and being far beyond driven. Jud Jud Jud Jud Jud Jud
Whiskey and The Surfer hit the road with a quick drive from Austin to Houston to roll with JLJ to the Joke Joint Comedy Showcase, they get lost and eat snacks at a Buccees. They witness bad/good parenting, a hardcore meltdown and then the boys roll over to NASA for the Purple badge tour of reality. They sit in a Mars Ascent Vehicle, see OG Mission Control, talk about why NASA is so positive, do sweet shows in Houston and prepare for the drive of all drives from Houston to Columbus Ohio for the XLAX Wedding. They talk about a life of art and all things digital reality.
This episode also has a lot of fight content and digital weirdness.
DJ Phantom shows up with Testament, some 80’s oddities, we live through a montage preparing for a yacht race, we hit up Spiderhouse for Waterbed, jam out to Hatebreed, AF, Kill Your Idols, SOIA, The Cars, Van Halen, we play the drums, talk illegal robots, announce the new name of the show and the wheels come off when the voice breaks. Overkill prepares the way for a Patrick Swayze showdown. Friday and Saturday we are at the Joke Joint Comedy Showcase, Sunday through Saturday I am Columbus Ohio for the XLAX Wedding festivities, 9/9 its Peep Show at Spiderhouse in Austin, Bay Area 9/21, Denver 9/25-10/2, Little Rock, OKC, Wichita and more as we invade the simulation with an overload of Jesus and sweet ass riffs. I forgot to mention that the new movie “Don’t Breath” looks terrible, 0 out of 0 1’s given in the simulation of attention.
We go Sailing with Christopher Cross, hate the Beatles, drive way too far, talk about nudes getting out and going viral. Be the long drive of your life. Emotional Feedback on a timeless wavelength. All this machinery making modern podcasts can still be open hearted. Pray the Rosary. Thanks to The Cin El Rey Theater and McAllen for a super fun light show. Awesome stage, it was fun to not use it. Canadian Mexicans for the win. Don’t take nudes if you don’t want them seen. Cyber Security will be the currency that drives the also rans from this level of reality and finally forces them into the matrix pods of the future. I may be making this all up. But why? To echo with the sound of salesmen.
Jerking off at the DMV, getting murdered after a bowling date, robot assassins, we talk Forbidden, Vader, Boston, Motley Crue, Cro-Mags, Maiden, Kix, Wrathchild America, Sacred Reich and Vio-lence. Be the Be the of the Be The. Are you thin enough to fit through the narrow gate of Heaven? Would Jesus know you before you said a word just based on your hearts pulse and the energy of your Faith? We go to Austin VR Lab and wreck cars, get the flop sweats, talk about bombing on dates and we get someone else’s mountain bike fixed after a wreck. Pray for me as I drive down to McAllen TX on Wednesday for my show at The Cine El Rey Theater.
Brawl at a Walmart, are women programmed to cheat to survive and 15 nerds go into a volcano and make something unlistenable meanwhile we are raging top rope action with DISCIPLINE, J. Geils Band, Gorilla Biscuits, Slumlords, Night Ranger, Blondie, The Cars, Duran Duran and Van Halen. Its Episode 131 we apologize the show didnt hit iTunes til late, solve that problem by book marking cartpathdiem.com or johntole.com/blog or google Pitboss 2000, Pray The Rosary, Faith is a gift.
Cart Path Diem celebrates the life of my friend Montgomery Wayne, we celebrate Austin, rage to ACDC, Night Ranger, We start a coffee tent and a vegan cleaning business, DJ Phantom closes strong with Iron Maiden after JLJ calls an audible to satisfy The Surfer who claims he was kidnapped as a Manchurian Candidate bringing thrash riffs into the world while Wes Key gives away Manja to all the fans 18 and over at Bobble head down at the stadium as the Sox walk in the losing run to drop a game and a half back inside of the MLB simulation.
Cart Path Diem celebrating episode 128 inside of the holographic simulation. Todays show has Kreator, Death Angel, Motorhead, Testament, Slayer and there is a Parasite on the KISS Kruise. Wes Key talks Twisted Sister turning 2 and Flip Rivers rages over Cinderella. We have appearances from RV Monkey and I use my Monkey skills inside of VR as we take on Hover Junkers for the HTC Vive over at Austin VR Labs. We talk the parable of the wedding feast, Van Halen, we give thanks, talk Deepak Chopra, Oprah, Chuck Willory and solid SNL knowledge. YES.
DJ Phantom brings us ACDC, Def Leppard, Simple Minds, The Outfield, PC Deathsquad and we talk rain, wrestling, live audio from WWE Smackdown from the Frank Irwin Center. We impersonate a WWE Employee, then a cop, then a sign judge and end the day drinking cold brew coffee at Austin VR Labs and having our collective minds and hearts blown wide open by The HTC Vive System. Hover Junkers is beyond ridiculous, anyone who wants to check it out, I can get you a discounted rate.